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[30.6s] Who wasn't in like just in the mindset to really take in any of this information and therefore was a real wiener
[38.3s] you hear this thunderous echoing laughter coming from closer to the mountain and
[45.0s] as you hit the portal Bahamut transforms back into himself and is
[53.9s] Suspended in the portal as you all fall through it and then you land hard all of you
[60.2s] But the wind is knocked out of you and there's this radiating heat around you
[65.6s] Anybody know where we are?
[67.8s] It's hot. I mean Bahamut must have had a plan that we would meet up later. I don't know
[74.7s] Well, we can't stay here. We got to figure out where we are, right?
[78.2s] And you round a corner into this wide chamber. There's this huge throne
[85.5s] across the other side and
[87.9s] In this chamber, there are six chromatic dragons around the outside and in the throne
[96.0s] Is Tiamat
[104.3s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He him also with me today is Amy More
[110.6s] Ah, yes, she her today. I am playing Sullivan slight
[115.4s] He had and Carla maxed it she her playing glim also
[120.8s] She her Tom Laird he him and I'm playing moot who also goes by he him and Kristen flammons
[127.1s] She her playing Agatha. God lost Kathua. Lovey. She her and
[132.9s] Sean Howard
[140.3s] Kidding playing Tiamat who's very hungry
[144.0s] That's where the boo that's where the boo comes in the Sean Howard
[150.2s] She her all five heads love it so glad to have you all here with with us
[156.0s] Who knew Tiamat would come back would that's not get too much into it because it'll bring back too many sad memories
[163.0s] Oh, we'll be making new ones right now, right? Yeah, making fresh new memories
[167.4s] Sad memories
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[219.9s] Let's play
[223.6s] The seven of you it's down into a very hellish
[228.7s] landscape as tunnels the heat is sweltering the smell from coming up ahead is
[237.7s] Aromatic in nature
[240.7s] Aren't all smells aromatic in nature, but you want to you say aromatic you have a distinct like in your own head
[247.8s] Like that's very aromatic. You have a you have your own trigger positive
[253.7s] See, there you go. You thought it was
[259.4s] Cinnamon and nutmeg could be dead decaying bodies
[268.0s] Now I don't know what I'm smelling as you round this bend this this winding tunnel that's
[275.1s] following down further into whatever
[277.3s] landscape that you're following into it
[280.4s] Opens up into a wide chamber and before you you see the five-headed figure of
[288.3s] Tiamat surrounded by five of the nine known chromatic dragons
[296.4s] In the center of this chamber is Tiamat who appears to be toying with
[304.0s] several small humanoid creatures and devils they're running about
[309.2s] Some trying to attack
[312.5s] Some being thrown up in the air and being chomped whole we zoom in on each of the players
[320.4s] First we'll start with a goth. What's your initial reaction to?
[328.0s] Having Tiamat in front of you
[332.2s] Feel like
[334.8s] After the frustration of dealing with Bahamut
[338.6s] And then the dramatic flight away from Celestia
[342.1s] And almost getting thrown off several dragons and then falling through a portal
[346.7s] I feel like there's just like a visible sag to her shoulders
[352.0s] and just like
[354.0s] Is this better?
[356.8s] or
[361.2s] We move down the line to moot
[366.6s] Moot's pretty stoked
[368.7s] That there's dragons here because that's what he first saw and is like, oh great. Like maybe Glim could oh wait
[378.4s] Oh, no, there's five. Oh boy. Oh boy
[383.0s] The camera moves over and then down and we see flaming kids
[388.0s] Who has a glint in her eye and it's like well, I didn't get to fuck Bahamut
[394.2s] so
[395.4s] Round two, I guess
[399.1s] The camera moves over and up and up and up towards Glim
[409.4s] I think Glim
[411.9s] Is
[413.7s] Cautiously optimistic because her love for Bahamut is so great that she feels like I mean
[420.6s] you know that Tiamat is like
[423.1s] pretty bad news, but
[426.1s] She has Bahamut's sister so like maybe maybe there's like something in there and also
[435.4s] Maybe just like hopefully she hates Orcus or something. I mean as always Glim
[444.4s] Optimistic
[446.0s] Against all reason in this situation, I think
[449.6s] Move over and we see Rax in the background Matamar laid over top of them
[460.8s] Rax gives the shake and finally we see Sully. How do we find Sully?
[468.4s] The minute Sully walked and like up to the entrance and saw
[476.2s] Tiamat
[478.5s] He
[480.2s] froze up and
[481.9s] Is looking and he starts to sweat and he's and he's looking at his fellow
[488.7s] adventurers in a
[491.4s] very shifty kind of way
[496.6s] Question are we far enough in that Tiamat has noticed us yet or are we just like peeking in through the entrance?
[505.8s] My I think 36
[511.6s] Acknowledged you but
[513.1s] You could presume she's busy playing with her. Yeah, so we've been clocked, but we are not being acknowledged gotcha
[521.6s] Okay. Well if I know
[523.8s] if Sully knows that
[527.7s] Tiamat sees all
[529.9s] He drops to his knees in a bow and says guys. I'm so sorry. I'll explain it all later
[534.6s] I just really I'm just gonna stay just wait here for for just a second. Like don't judge me. I'm just gonna just
[541.1s] What are you doing?
[545.1s] You should be sorry, oh yeah, I am I am
[549.1s] One of the heads has swiveled and is staring
[553.5s] very intently at Sully
[556.8s] So, you know, you know this bitch. Oh
[560.5s] My god, I'm so sorry. She has a mouth that nobody I just I mean
[565.5s] Maybe you can find it like a little amusing. She's kind of funny and very very inappropriately sexual
[571.2s] But yes, I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry. What should I find you?
[576.7s] Wait, wait, was it
[581.2s] Sullivan Tully bully
[585.0s] No
[587.6s] Sullivan slight I think I think is the name you're looking for. Yeah. Yeah, I'm flaming Kins Glam
[594.0s] I didn't ask your name. Sure. Mm-hmm. We'll talk about that later and
[598.5s] Tiamat turns back to playing with the demons but has clearly lost interest and allows the other dragons to eat the demons
[605.5s] Guys, if you could just like get on your fucking knees if you could just just do me a salad
[610.0s] Okay, just get on just why would we get it?
[613.3s] Is it one knee or both?
[617.8s] Like a full bow or like a curtsy
[621.2s] Why are we doing this what's going on?
[623.2s] Can I do like a squat like is that like I would I would make myself smaller
[629.0s] It feels weird because we'll go quick quick and around. What's your position?
[633.5s] I
[636.6s] Me Kins is standing on her head my god moot one knee down. I'll say left knee moot
[643.0s] No, I already said moot
[647.0s] I think like yeah, like a deep a deep squat with like arms out, but I'm just holding it. It's fine
[654.3s] I'll be fine. What are you like warrior pose?
[658.2s] Too aggressive too aggressive just like
[661.5s] Chair squat, okay, I got I'll take one knee but the whole time just looking at Sully like
[669.0s] This better be worth it. Everybody presents themselves in their own unique way towards you Sullivan
[674.8s] This light is just whispering. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry over and over again
[679.7s] sorry
[681.3s] Clem, who's he sorry to I?
[684.6s] Don't know
[687.6s] I got you guys. Okay, we're just gonna be quiet here is this dragon to my brother give you scones
[695.3s] Let's just give us scones
[698.8s] Fun we could check this kid. No, uh, oh
[702.3s] God sweet business you got off you were carrying the rations. We got sweet biscuits
[706.6s] Ah Sullivan starts emptying his pockets cuz he was he totally has biscuits. There's hard tack. Yeah hard tack
[714.6s] I always have a baguette just in case
[720.2s] Are you pooping?
[723.1s] No, I just I
[725.1s] Mean, I really um
[727.1s] I'm like the number one fan of your brother. So it felt weird
[730.6s] to
[731.6s] About you. I no offense. You're very powerful and like five heads. It's amazing. You look so cool
[738.3s] Thanks. I'm also a fan of my brother. I'll take a baguette
[740.7s] I'm gonna I'm gonna launch it one of the head snatches it out of the air and is munching
[746.0s] That's a hillup baguette. Isn't it? It looked like it
[748.7s] I've stood up now cuz I felt awkward about the pooping comments. So now I'm just sort of awkwardly standing shuffling from foot to foot
[756.3s] Tiamat starts to approach
[761.9s] We're just gonna back us to step up here and
[764.6s] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
[766.6s] Why are you so...Sully
[768.6s] I'm not talking to you
[770.6s] Sully why are you so...what's going on
[772.6s] Like I don't think it's the time
[775.5s] Like it's just not the not a good time
[778.2s] No, I think too now is the time. I mean now might be the time
[781.9s] Why I don't know if I can just take an aside with you guys like Tiamat's like right there
[787.4s] Excuse me Tiamat
[788.7s] Uh, all-powerful Tiamat?
[790.7s] Uh, we seem to be having some inner conflict and turmoil amongst our people here.
[795.7s] You're not alone. I've been through many years of such.
[798.7s] Yes, yes, see you.
[800.7s] I recommend this book.
[801.7s] We are the same.
[802.7s] Tiamat turns and there's this giant pile of like a thousand copies of Eat, Pray, Love.
[807.7s] She picks one up in one mouth and drops it in front of you.
[812.7s] Oh wait, there's, does your horse read?
[815.7s] And picks up a copy for each and drops it.
[818.7s] Are these autographed?
[819.7s] You know, I've been, I've been meaning to read this.
[822.7s] We are in the hells.
[824.7s] They are autographed. The author is here in the hells with us.
[828.7s] I make her autograph all of them.
[831.7s] Wow.
[832.7s] That's so impressive.
[833.7s] Turns out it's all a lie. It was fake.
[835.7s] What? The book was fake?
[837.7s] That's why she's here in Avernus.
[839.7s] Spoiler alert.
[840.7s] Spoiler, yeah.
[841.7s] Sorry.
[842.7s] But I mean you can still gain some knowledge and inspiration through a fake story.
[846.7s] Still worth reading.
[847.7s] Do you need a moment?
[849.7s] I think so. I mean, I feel like it's driving that way.
[851.7s] Oh, let me just.
[852.7s] Oh, sorry.
[853.7s] If you don't mind.
[854.7s] No, you know what?
[855.7s] It's not like it's my letter or anything.
[857.7s] I'm going to go talk to Tiamat and just smooth things over.
[860.7s] How about you, you talk amongst yourselves.
[863.7s] Tiamat, Bobby, pal, show me what you've got over here.
[867.7s] Looks like a sconce of human skin.
[870.7s] I am very close to eating you whole.
[873.7s] It won't take much. I'm very small.
[875.7s] Okay, Sully, what's the deal?
[902.7s] What's going on?
[904.7s] Well, okay.
[905.7s] I don't want to get into it all right now, but it kind of seems kind of relevant.
[908.7s] So I'm going to bring it up because I wasn't going to before.
[910.7s] There's never been a really good time, you know.
[912.7s] We're adventuring and suddenly it's the darkest timeline or because it's doing a thing.
[916.7s] You know how it goes.
[917.7s] You lose an eye, you lose an arm.
[919.7s] But like in my youths, like when I was a baby and then into, you know,
[926.7s] toddlerhood and then then you become a child and then you go.
[931.7s] Okay, yeah. Normal, normal kind of aging process.
[934.7s] So until about my teens years, I was, I guess you could say I was kind of,
[945.7s] yeah, I was like raised by the cultists.
[952.7s] Just to clarify, like the cult of the dragon cultists.
[956.7s] Yeah, there's really only like they, I mean, that's the main, that's the main one.
[961.7s] It's like the marquee cult.
[962.7s] Yeah, yeah.
[963.7s] If you're going to be a cultist, like, you know, it's, it's Tiamat all the way.
[966.7s] Go Tiamat!
[968.7s] So, yeah.
[970.7s] So, I mean, we met when you were teen, so.
[978.7s] Oh, so you were, you were like in the cult when we met you.
[983.7s] Yeah, yeah.
[984.7s] I've done some pretty shady stuff.
[985.7s] I'm not proud of, but you know, like cult indoctrination, you know, that kind of thing.
[990.7s] Like brainwash.
[991.7s] I was, I was really young and impressionable.
[993.7s] And, and, and so I, well, I ran away because of circumstances, you know.
[999.7s] And, and that's when I found myself in the woods.
[1002.7s] And that's when Miss Meow Meow's thugs found me and threw me in jail.
[1006.7s] And then, you know, the rest is history.
[1008.7s] But, you know, like, they, they probably been maybe looking for me because, like, my guardian, I guess you could say,
[1016.7s] it was kind of like high up there and stuff.
[1018.7s] So, I mean, it's like real mad.
[1026.7s] OK, I mean, lot to take in.
[1032.7s] We cut over to Tiamat and Flamekins.
[1035.7s] So this is where you roast the chestnuts on this open fire here.
[1042.7s] By chestnuts you mean stupid, stupid demons.
[1047.7s] Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.
[1049.7s] Sometimes very small humanoids as well.
[1052.7s] Oh, well, good thing I'm a goblin.
[1056.7s] Wait.
[1059.7s] We cut back.
[1060.7s] I'm sorry for, for not, not so much lying, but just like withholding the truth.
[1065.7s] Well, first reaction.
[1069.7s] What the heck?
[1070.7s] Second reaction.
[1072.7s] I mean, you were just a kid.
[1074.7s] Right?
[1076.7s] So, I don't know.
[1080.7s] It doesn't seem like, you know, if you had just told me you were sneaking away while we were trying to like save the world and going to cult meetings,
[1087.7s] you're not saying that, are you?
[1088.7s] No, no.
[1089.7s] I have had zero contact with the cult.
[1091.7s] You might remember the day that you, you were like really passionate about that donkey.
[1096.7s] And then like you burned that guy up.
[1098.7s] Rolf.
[1099.7s] Oh, and you were hiding in the...
[1101.7s] Yeah, yeah.
[1102.7s] So that was a pretty close call.
[1105.7s] But yeah, so this is like real awkward and stuff.
[1109.7s] And I think Tiamat's going to be like so mad at me and she's like 100 percent going to eat me and stuff.
[1113.7s] So like it's been real great.
[1115.7s] I had to like set a good time with you guys.
[1118.7s] Learned a lot.
[1119.7s] Lots of growth.
[1121.7s] Thank you for this opportunity.
[1127.7s] Do you think that...
[1131.7s] What are the odds here if you had to put like a number on it that we could get Tiamat to like help us because she's super powerful?
[1141.7s] She is.
[1142.7s] She's like freaking awesome.
[1144.7s] Yeah, so...
[1145.7s] Like, I mean, I don't like what the cultists did and all and that's why I left because I just really didn't want to murder that family.
[1151.7s] Okay, if you say cultists one more time, it was the sisterhood and you know it.
[1156.7s] So have been, slight.
[1158.7s] Well, I...
[1160.7s] It's like the, you know, it's hard to get them up on it over there.
[1164.7s] Like all the guys, you know them.
[1166.7s] They're like saying cultist cultist and you try to get something going.
[1170.7s] But nobody listens.
[1171.7s] Look how small I am.
[1172.7s] Nobody cared anything of what I said.
[1174.7s] Maybe you guys didn't even know I was gone.
[1177.7s] Oh, we knew.
[1179.7s] We very much knew.
[1181.7s] She turns to the Blue Dragon.
[1183.7s] Call up that PR firm.
[1185.7s] Clearly they're paying them for nothing.
[1187.7s] Everyone's still calling it a cult.
[1189.7s] Yes, we'll get Benson and Benson on it and I'll be on the phone right now.
[1195.7s] Blue Dragon runs off.
[1197.7s] I imagine him in like with a tie and...
[1200.7s] I totally.
[1201.7s] Maybe a clipboard.
[1202.7s] Definite marketing department.
[1204.7s] Yeah.
[1205.7s] Headset for sure.
[1209.7s] So, this is kinda.
[1214.7s] So did Bahama dump you or did you dump Bahama?
[1222.7s] All heads just turned to you.
[1226.7s] Let's just say that it wasn't interesting anymore.
[1230.7s] Well, that's probably for the best.
[1233.7s] And he stole my idea.
[1235.7s] Where do you think his whole believers came from and followers of Bahama?
[1240.7s] He based it all on the cult.
[1243.7s] I mean the sisterhood.
[1245.7s] You got the trademark on the sisterhood.
[1247.7s] I see.
[1248.7s] You got a legal proceedings pending?
[1252.7s] No.
[1254.7s] Oh.
[1255.7s] Okay.
[1256.7s] When you're this powerful you really don't need it.
[1258.7s] No, that's fair.
[1259.7s] It's fair.
[1260.7s] Yeah.
[1261.7s] He's welcome to it.
[1262.7s] His little followers.
[1263.7s] They're real pushy too.
[1264.7s] No offense, Glim.
[1265.7s] No, I'm super pushy.
[1267.7s] It's fair.
[1268.7s] I mean I still have pamphlets.
[1270.7s] How?
[1271.7s] It's been school.
[1272.7s] Right.
[1273.7s] Who's a real cult, right?
[1274.7s] Three of the heads go really close to Glim and sniff inhaling.
[1282.7s] So, you smell of Bahama and belief and cherries.
[1292.7s] Yeah, and like an under note of vanilla definitely is kind of just my natural.
[1297.7s] That's what that is.
[1298.7s] Yeah.
[1299.7s] I mean I want to be up front with you.
[1302.7s] We were just in Celestia.
[1306.7s] Well yeah, you came through the tunnel.
[1308.7s] I do love, I mean okay I wasn't sure if you, yes you kind of know everything that's happening.
[1315.7s] You turn and you look and you see a big sign above the tunnel that says Bahama is in case of emergency and scone.
[1322.7s] Do you know everything that's going on?
[1324.7s] Like up there, like with Orcus?
[1326.7s] No.
[1328.7s] What really?
[1330.7s] Do you know Orcus?
[1332.7s] Yes.
[1333.7s] Are you familiar?
[1335.7s] And your just general thoughts on him?
[1337.7s] Fan?
[1338.7s] Not a fan?
[1339.7s] What are we working with here?
[1340.7s] Three of the heads stay on Glim, two of the heads swing over to Moot.
[1345.7s] What are your thoughts on Orcus?
[1348.7s] Oh, big time not a fan.
[1350.7s] Yep.
[1352.7s] He's kind of killing the world.
[1354.7s] Bold.
[1355.7s] Bold when you don't know what the other side is.
[1357.7s] But I mean hey, try to be truthful.
[1360.7s] Yep.
[1361.7s] Something we really like about you Moot.
[1363.7s] And I don't say it enough.
[1365.7s] I'm sorry I don't know your name.
[1367.7s] Dragonborn of Bahamut?
[1371.7s] Norixis Akra but just Glim.
[1374.7s] Everybody calls me Glim, all my friends.
[1376.7s] Norixis is fine.
[1378.7s] So Norixis, what would you say should be done to one who has walked away from their belief, their oaths, their kin?
[1392.7s] And desecrated Bahamut's name.
[1397.7s] Stomped on it.
[1399.7s] Well, I mean, are we talking about Sully because...
[1404.7s] No, I'm just speaking.
[1406.7s] Just hypothetically.
[1407.7s] Hypothetically.
[1408.7s] Sully raises his hand and nods.
[1410.7s] I guess generally I believe that people swear their beliefs when they are understanding what they're swearing and know what that entails, i.e. not children.
[1427.7s] Because their brains aren't even formed yet.
[1430.7s] How can they be actually swearing an oath when they're, you know, they don't know anything.
[1437.7s] Dragons are children for hundreds of years.
[1442.7s] It makes no sense.
[1445.7s] Well, I mean, I guess, fair point, but it's a little different because Sully isn't a dragon.
[1454.7s] I mean, he was just a little guy.
[1457.7s] So imagine how small he was when I was a baby.
[1461.7s] Oh, you're probably so cute.
[1462.7s] I was wee.
[1463.7s] All the heads are now swinging over to focus on Agath and Rex.
[1473.7s] You smell strange.
[1485.7s] Not a talker, I see.
[1489.7s] Actions speak louder than words, in my experience.
[1493.7s] On that we agree.
[1495.7s] Why are you the only one with a mount?
[1499.7s] Because I am better at doing many things.
[1503.7s] Truth.
[1504.7s] And he likes me.
[1505.7s] Oh snap!
[1506.7s] I mean, 100%.
[1508.7s] And you just wait for these fools to walk and catch up to you constantly?
[1514.7s] There are some instances where Rex has trouble traversing as well.
[1518.7s] It's, you know, little...
[1520.7s] Tell them about the bridge!
[1522.7s] Yeah, see, there was a bridge that we were having a lot of trouble.
[1526.7s] There was a weight limit.
[1527.7s] We couldn't really figure out how to, like, get everyone over safely.
[1530.7s] He is afraid of heights.
[1532.7s] The flats on the bridge were nerve-wracking.
[1536.7s] Poor horse is having to, like, experience it all over again.
[1539.7s] We're talking about it, you guys.
[1540.7s] Be sensitive.
[1542.7s] We should give him wings.
[1544.7s] Is it him?
[1545.7s] He is.
[1548.7s] So you've come to my lair and you don't even bring scones.
[1552.7s] What is this?
[1553.7s] Why are you here?
[1554.7s] It was a little bit of a gravity accident.
[1558.7s] Plus an impromptu portal from Bahamut.
[1562.7s] I wonder if it was an accident, though.
[1564.7s] Like, we came through...
[1565.7s] Maybe you see the sign, like, in case of emergency.
[1568.7s] There's a sign now, and it seems like, of course, Bahamut would have, like,
[1572.7s] didn't just open a random portal, right?
[1574.7s] I mean, he had a plan.
[1576.7s] He's up there fighting to save the world, and we're down here
[1580.7s] ready to continue with our destiny to save the world.
[1586.7s] Perhaps he trusts you.
[1588.7s] Well, he knows how powerful she is, though.
[1591.7s] This is a good sign!
[1593.7s] Wise words, Silent One.
[1596.7s] Having a broken heart, it means we have tried for something.
[1601.7s] Eat, pray, love.
[1602.7s] Is there a way to get this other one to stop speaking?
[1605.7s] I have not found it.
[1606.7s] We have tried?
[1608.7s] It's... no, is the short answer.
[1612.7s] You could eat her.
[1614.7s] Yes, I'm considering that.
[1617.7s] It might give you indigestion.
[1620.7s] You don't know where she's been.
[1623.7s] Yeah, it's true.
[1626.7s] Yeah, we've been adventuring together for a long time.
[1629.7s] There's some places I haven't been.
[1633.7s] Was that a sexual innuendo to a dragon?
[1638.7s] Everything she says is a sexual innuendo.
[1641.7s] I saw her.
[1642.7s] You're the size of one of my toenails.
[1644.7s] How would that even work?
[1646.7s] The physics are mind-boggling, but I'm here to party.
[1651.7s] I'm going to go back to eat, pray, love.
[1653.7s] You talk about the plan.
[1655.7s] Plan?
[1656.7s] So my brother sent you to me.
[1659.7s] Is that what you're saying?
[1661.7s] It would explain the stink of his goodness all over you.
[1665.7s] I think so.
[1667.7s] And the horse, too.
[1669.7s] Did he touch the horse?
[1670.7s] Does he have to touch everything?
[1672.7s] He did stroke.
[1673.7s] You know when you go through a store and then your hand is out
[1676.7s] and you touch all the clothing in the store?
[1678.7s] It was kind of like that.
[1679.7s] I miss those days.
[1681.7s] I've been here so long.
[1683.7s] How long was it?
[1686.7s] It was not a setup for a joke.
[1688.7s] Go back to your book.
[1690.7s] You're wishing too much, baby.
[1691.7s] You've got to stop wearing your wishbone
[1693.7s] where your backbone ought to be.
[1695.7s] Stop quoting, eat, pray, love.
[1697.7s] I'm hoping I'll find one that fits the situation.
[1700.7s] So my brother sent you to me.
[1704.7s] Interesting.
[1707.7s] Why do you smell from a different time?
[1712.7s] Because we are from a different time.
[1714.7s] Yeah.
[1715.7s] There's a lot to this story.
[1718.7s] You're very observant.
[1720.7s] I mean, with Bahamut, it really took a lot of...
[1723.7s] Oh, the man was slow.
[1725.7s] He just...
[1726.7s] He matches to the beat of his own drum.
[1728.7s] Took a lot of convincing.
[1730.7s] But luckily he's sexy.
[1733.7s] Yes.
[1734.7s] That's what I said!
[1735.7s] Yeah, well, I mean, try your best.
[1739.7s] Again, the size issue.
[1742.7s] I mean, he was an old man.
[1744.7s] There's other issues involved now.
[1746.7s] So we came from the future?
[1749.7s] The future.
[1751.7s] Because it's like real shitty.
[1753.7s] All the heads are now a centimeter away
[1757.7s] from all different sides of Soy's face.
[1762.7s] So, so like...
[1765.7s] Choose your words carefully.
[1767.7s] So of insight.
[1769.7s] The future is doomed.
[1774.7s] Everybody is dead.
[1777.7s] Yes, yes, yes.
[1778.7s] And we can't...
[1779.7s] But the dragons rule, correct?
[1781.7s] Oh, no.
[1782.7s] No, he's killed all the dragons too
[1784.7s] and made them like undead dragons.
[1787.7s] Undead?
[1789.7s] Abominations if you ask me.
[1791.7s] You're so much more powerful
[1794.7s] in your glory like right now.
[1798.7s] That should not be possible.
[1800.7s] He's doing all sorts of bad shit
[1802.7s] and we need help.
[1804.7s] It's too bad you abandoned us, isn't it?
[1807.7s] So of insight.
[1809.7s] Or maybe he's just returning in your hour of need.
[1813.7s] Ah, yes.
[1814.7s] So perhaps you are going to
[1816.7s] retake your vows in this moment?
[1818.7s] Should I prepare the dais for you,
[1820.7s] so of insight?
[1822.7s] I really don't want to kill
[1823.7s] one of my friends though.
[1826.7s] Yes, I figured.
[1829.7s] But how about when it's all done?
[1832.7s] You can sacrifice me.
[1834.7s] Oh, yes, yes.
[1835.7s] Make promises that you're not going to keep.
[1837.7s] That's working well for you, isn't it?
[1839.7s] Oh, yeah.
[1840.7s] It's something I've been relying on
[1841.7s] for a long time.
[1842.7s] You know, it's a character flaw
[1844.7s] that I have that I'm working on.
[1847.7s] Yeah.
[1848.7s] By practicing.
[1850.7s] It doesn't feel good to be lying for a long time
[1852.7s] and I'm glad you guys know about my past now
[1854.7s] and I am really sorry, Tiamat,
[1856.7s] but I think it's, you know,
[1858.7s] asking a teenager to kill a whole family
[1860.7s] is just too much.
[1862.7s] I mean, yeah.
[1864.7s] That's, I mean, Tiamat.
[1867.7s] Come on.
[1869.7s] It's, it's...
[1872.7s] I mean, I know you wanted to like
[1874.7s] rise, right?
[1876.7s] Yeah, Stance, let's all,
[1877.7s] let's all talk ethics now.
[1879.7s] Let's talk how pretty and how wonderful it is
[1881.7s] to be able to say, oh, looking back.
[1883.7s] But maybe Orcus wouldn't be ruling the universe
[1887.7s] if someone had done what they were supposed to do.
[1890.7s] Are you...
[1892.7s] Wait, this one might fit.
[1894.7s] Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts
[1897.7s] and you are the slave to your emotion.
[1900.7s] That's a good one, actually.
[1902.7s] I am feeling real emotional right now.
[1904.7s] I'm not going to lie.
[1905.7s] That's...
[1907.7s] I mean, that's, that's pretty true.
[1909.7s] We shouldn't make any of these decisions
[1911.7s] based on emotions.
[1912.7s] I know you're disappointed in me.
[1915.7s] And I am sorry for that
[1917.7s] because, you know, there were some good times.
[1920.7s] Like playing hockey with those skulls.
[1923.7s] That was pretty cool.
[1925.7s] And, you know, and all the barbecues.
[1927.7s] Yes, yes, we did have good barbecues.
[1929.7s] I mean, there was a real community.
[1931.7s] There was a real community.
[1933.7s] I miss them.
[1935.7s] All I have here are demons
[1937.7s] and once every hundred or so years, a scone.
[1941.7s] I mean, if we had known about the scones...
[1943.7s] Yeah, things were pretty hectic back in Celestia.
[1947.7s] Otherwise we, I mean, and if we come back ever,
[1950.7s] 100% scone.
[1951.7s] Yeah, if we don't die.
[1952.7s] Whatever.
[1953.7s] Do you like like a clotted cream with it?
[1955.7s] I mean, we'll, whatever you want.
[1957.7s] There's clotted cream?
[1959.7s] I'm assuming.
[1960.7s] Yeah, and jams.
[1961.7s] I mean, there could be.
[1962.7s] If the world doesn't end...
[1964.7s] He only ever shoves me a plate of old scones.
[1968.7s] Oh, not even fresh scones?
[1970.7s] Well, not by the time they get here at least.
[1972.7s] Oh, fear. Yeah, fear.
[1974.7s] Can I make a small point and please correct me if I'm wrong.
[1980.7s] Sully, I love you.
[1982.7s] I love you too.
[1983.7s] But I don't feel like you killing that specific family
[1988.7s] and then, but not doing it and running away
[1991.7s] probably was not like the linchpin
[1994.7s] that made it so that you didn't,
[1999.7s] so that Orcus took over the world.
[2000.7s] That probably wasn't, I mean,
[2002.7s] I don't know how important, Sully,
[2004.7s] how important were you to the whole organization overall
[2006.7s] that, you know, I mean, let's be realistic.
[2009.7s] Well, well, hey, I don't, I was moving up
[2013.7s] and, but I mean, in that moment,
[2017.7s] it was the family actually.
[2019.7s] No, it's fair.
[2020.7s] Nothing to do with Orcus, but.
[2022.7s] The family just actually witnessed another murder.
[2024.7s] The whole principle of the thing.
[2026.7s] So, it was like tying up loose ends,
[2029.7s] but they had children.
[2030.7s] I mean, I can see being so sad, Tiamat.
[2033.7s] If someone that I loved and I thought was my family
[2036.7s] just disappeared, I mean,
[2038.7s] that must have been really hard.
[2040.7s] Oh, boo hoo hoo.
[2042.7s] I'm stuck down here for millennia, unable to escape.
[2046.7s] You almost did though, right?
[2048.7s] How'd that feel?
[2050.7s] So good.
[2051.7s] So good.
[2052.7s] Was this a therapy session?
[2053.7s] So good, so close.
[2054.7s] One stupid little dwarf-like thing
[2059.7s] between me and freedom.
[2062.7s] Here I am back.
[2063.7s] Are you talking about fleet?
[2065.7s] Oh, that's, yes.
[2067.7s] Oh, yes.
[2068.7s] Tiamat is storming over.
[2069.7s] Oh, let's say that name some more.
[2071.7s] How long do you want to live, little one?
[2074.7s] I mean, I've had a pretty good run.
[2076.7s] It depends how I'm going out.
[2078.7s] We thought the syphilis would take us.
[2079.7s] Say that name one more time.
[2082.7s] Don't do it.
[2083.7s] Look, I found another good one about you and Bahama, baby.
[2087.7s] So, a true soulmate is probably the most important person
[2091.7s] you'll ever meet because they tear down your walls
[2094.7s] and smack you awake.
[2097.7s] But to live with a soulmate forever?
[2099.7s] Nah, too painful.
[2101.7s] Soulmates, they come into your life
[2103.7s] just to reveal another layer of yourself to you
[2107.7s] and then leave.
[2108.7s] That's what Bahama was for you.
[2109.7s] He was just there to show another part of yourself.
[2111.7s] You love scones.
[2112.7s] But I left first.
[2113.7s] Of course, that's what we said.
[2115.7s] Is that what I said?
[2116.7s] That's what I heard.
[2117.7s] That's what Jeff said.
[2118.7s] Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
[2122.7s] What if we could get you out?
[2125.7s] What?
[2133.7s] Hey, everybody.
[2134.7s] Hopefully, you're having fun in this episode.
[2136.7s] Welcome to the middle.
[2138.7s] Loved having Sean back to play Tiamat.
[2141.7s] He's in this episode and the next one playing Tiamat,
[2144.7s] and just let me tell you,
[2146.7s] so much fun unpacking Tiamat's state of mind,
[2150.7s] as well as some very interesting things
[2153.7s] coming up for Destiny's Children.
[2155.7s] Obviously, we've been a little bit behind
[2156.7s] on regular releases, been giving some bonus content,
[2159.7s] but we also have a lot of fun stuff
[2162.7s] but we are in the background recording everything.
[2167.7s] We are so far ahead.
[2170.7s] I can't say anything about where we are
[2173.7s] because there's so many spoilies that come along with it.
[2176.7s] But just know that we are ramping towards something
[2179.7s] that we think is so epic and so much fun.
[2183.7s] But that's not all we've got going on.
[2184.7s] In December, we've got some great things happening.
[2186.7s] Listen to an episode on December 1st.
[2188.7s] Sign up for our newsletter.
[2190.7s] Get into our Discord.
[2191.7s] Join us on social media.
[2192.7s] There's a super fun announcement
[2194.7s] for our Patreon community on December 1st
[2197.7s] that you are going to enjoy, I do believe.
[2201.7s] That's all I got for that.
[2203.7s] Just a little tease for you.
[2204.7s] But now let's get you back to the episode
[2206.7s] and unpack all that good stuff.
[2208.7s] Huge thanks to Sean and Kristen for joining us, always.
[2211.7s] But now here's the episode.
[2213.7s] We'll talk to you soon.
[2214.7s] Okay, bye.
[2216.7s] What if we could get you out?
[2218.7s] Oh, that sounds fun.
[2222.7s] What did you say?
[2224.7s] Well, I mean...
[2227.7s] So Orcus is gonna do some real bad stuff,
[2232.7s] but he's already started to do the real bad stuff,
[2237.7s] but he's setting up hubs in places,
[2245.7s] and he's turning towns into zombie towns,
[2247.7s] and it's just kind of like this thing
[2249.7s] where he's placing people,
[2251.7s] and it all just kind of goes his way,
[2254.7s] and that's happening right now.
[2256.7s] Well, he's been, yeah, kidnapping gods and...
[2259.7s] Oh, yeah, that too.
[2260.7s] ...removing them.
[2261.7s] Oh, yeah.
[2262.7s] They're trying to get Bahamut right now.
[2263.7s] They're actually gonna,
[2264.7s] they're probably gonna get him.
[2266.7s] Yeah, so at the end of the future,
[2269.7s] where we came from, is quite bad.
[2272.7s] Everything is dead.
[2274.7s] Yeah, there's no magic.
[2275.7s] There's no magic, the dragons are all...
[2277.7s] Except for the dragons.
[2278.7s] No.
[2279.7s] No.
[2280.7s] No, very much dead.
[2281.7s] Or undead, because he does some...
[2283.7s] Undead, I mean, he really likes...
[2285.7s] No, it is an abomination.
[2287.7s] Sort of his whole thing is that, you know,
[2290.7s] you find peace in being a mindless zombie
[2294.7s] working for Orcus, I think.
[2296.7s] What was the name of that dragon
[2297.7s] that you killed, Glim, the dead one,
[2300.7s] that had come back and was terrorizing
[2302.7s] our friends there?
[2304.7s] Oh, um...
[2306.7s] It was like a green dragon.
[2308.7s] Anyway, if you know any green dragons,
[2310.7s] I think the name started with a K.
[2312.7s] That was one that he turned into an undead dragon.
[2315.7s] Was it Cuth?
[2317.7s] That was the one.
[2318.7s] Yes.
[2319.7s] Oh, yeah.
[2320.7s] He really was having just such a blank
[2321.7s] in my mind then.
[2322.7s] That went wrong.
[2323.7s] All the...
[2324.7s] Yeah, so just everything,
[2326.7s] like literally everything, is dead.
[2329.7s] Like, the world is...
[2330.7s] All the people are zombies,
[2332.7s] the dragons are a abomination.
[2334.7s] I mean, it's very bad.
[2336.7s] I just saw Cuth last week.
[2338.7s] Well, I hope you had a nice visit,
[2342.7s] because...
[2344.7s] Like, nine years from now, right?
[2347.7s] I mean, I'm not great with time,
[2348.7s] but somewhere in that neighborhood?
[2350.7s] I know.
[2351.7s] We've been all over the place,
[2352.7s] but yeah, in some years,
[2355.7s] it's all going to kind of come to a head,
[2358.7s] unless someone really powerful can stop them.
[2363.7s] Well, I can't leave Avernus
[2365.7s] for another thousand years.
[2367.7s] I think I found another quote
[2368.7s] that might fit this situation, Sully.
[2371.7s] Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face.
[2375.7s] You really need to be certain
[2376.7s] it's what you want before you commit.
[2380.7s] Okay, raise of hands.
[2381.7s] How many people would like me to eat this one?
[2384.7s] Raising, looking.
[2386.7s] Okay, a Goth.
[2387.7s] A Goth, put your hand down.
[2389.7s] Racks is lifted.
[2392.7s] That's two.
[2393.7s] Like a paw.
[2394.7s] We're almost to half.
[2395.7s] Come on, come on.
[2396.7s] Someone else.
[2397.7s] One other.
[2398.7s] You get what I'm saying, Sully?
[2399.7s] Well, yeah, I do,
[2400.7s] but do you have any other ideas?
[2402.7s] I don't know.
[2405.7s] Go on.
[2406.7s] The floor is yours.
[2407.7s] Yeah, I hate TMS.
[2408.7s] No, it's not.
[2409.7s] It's actually TMS.
[2410.7s] Operation Self-Esteem.
[2411.7s] Dave fucking won.
[2412.7s] Yeah, that's a quote from the book, too.
[2414.7s] Oh my gosh.
[2415.7s] Let's talk about it.
[2416.7s] I kind of love it.
[2417.7s] If we are going to have a plan name,
[2420.7s] like say we come up with a plan.
[2422.7s] Yeah.
[2423.7s] I need that.
[2425.7s] I like that.
[2426.7s] Operation Self-Esteem.
[2428.7s] Yeah, let's put a pin in that.
[2430.7s] Sully, I think what you're saying is pretty interesting.
[2434.7s] I mean, Tiamat, I know that my understanding of the history
[2442.7s] of the cultists, sorry, the sisterhood,
[2445.7s] was doing quite a lot of kind of pretty bad stuff
[2448.7s] to get you back.
[2451.7s] So like if you were back,
[2457.7s] are you just going to like destroy the whole world anyway?
[2459.7s] Like is that kind of what your ultimate goal was?
[2462.7s] Yeah, if that's going to happen anyway,
[2463.7s] like Orcus is on it and you could just be like, okay.
[2466.7s] Just relax here.
[2467.7s] Like he's got it.
[2468.7s] I was not going to destroy the world.
[2471.7s] We were going to rule the world, a change.
[2473.7s] Like what would that look like exactly?
[2475.7s] That was the deal Orcus brought to us.
[2479.7s] Oh, I'm sorry.
[2482.7s] Could you?
[2483.7s] Oh, you struck a deal.
[2485.7s] Are you and Orcus like a team?
[2487.7s] I guess we should have maybe asked.
[2488.7s] Are you guys a couple now?
[2489.7s] She never did actually answer the question about thoughts on.
[2493.7s] That's true, yeah.
[2496.7s] Oh, I am going to devour piece by small piece
[2501.7s] while they are still alive.
[2503.7s] The next time I see Orcus,
[2505.7s] I will destroy them and make it take an eternity.
[2510.7s] Yeah, that sounds great.
[2512.7s] That sounds great, everybody.
[2513.7s] Wow.
[2514.7s] However, a certain individual who will not be named
[2517.7s] has banished me to Avernus for,
[2520.7s] well, close to another thousand years.
[2523.7s] It's written in the margins here, says Asmodeus.
[2526.7s] Asmodeus banished me here.
[2530.7s] Yeah, right next to the quote,
[2531.7s] some days are meant to be counted,
[2533.7s] others are meant to be weighed.
[2536.7s] Well, thank God that one for a long time.
[2538.7s] Please.
[2539.7s] Make sure you take this one with you when you leave.
[2541.7s] You gave her the book, so I mean, clue.
[2545.7s] It's usually just more sexual stuff.
[2547.7s] It's not like these sort of actually kind of inspiring good quotes.
[2550.7s] Like, I don't.
[2551.7s] It's really a whole 180 that's going on here.
[2554.7s] Yeah.
[2555.7s] This is an improvement?
[2557.7s] Well, it's different.
[2559.7s] Say that.
[2560.7s] It's just very different.
[2561.7s] Yeah, it depends if you like the attention and not,
[2563.7s] you know, because, like, she'll really focus.
[2565.7s] So why did my brother send you here?
[2570.7s] Beyond torturing me and not bringing scones.
[2574.7s] Right.
[2575.7s] Quick question about, like, how things work at your level,
[2579.7s] because obviously you're, like, way up here and we're down here.
[2583.7s] Way down there.
[2584.7s] Yeah, like, we're just so far down below.
[2588.7s] When a god is kidnapped,
[2592.7s] so when they are doing, like, their banishments and stuff,
[2596.7s] like, would them being gone affect that banishment?
[2602.7s] Or is that sort of like a locked in kind of thing?
[2606.7s] Oh, like if Orcus tried to steal Tiamat.
[2609.7s] I'm unsure of how my banishment is connected to the gods.
[2613.7s] I mean, like, if Bahamut has been just kidnapped,
[2616.7s] which, I mean, probably, right?
[2618.7s] I mean, it certainly looks like it's going that way.
[2620.7s] It seems like it's probably.
[2622.7s] Talk about burying the lead.
[2623.7s] What?
[2624.7s] Oh, I'm sorry.
[2625.7s] I thought we said that right off the top.
[2627.7s] I guess we instead had our little tete-a-tete about Solly's past and all of that.
[2632.7s] I'm sorry.
[2633.7s] This isn't about me.
[2634.7s] Yeah, Bahamut.
[2636.7s] All the gods get kidnapped in the future and, like, kind of currently.
[2639.7s] Yes, yes, that was part of the plan.
[2641.7s] Oh.
[2642.7s] So all magic dies.
[2644.7s] Yeah, and then they sent another team to go kill Orcus.
[2647.7s] I feel like we just jumped a bit on the plan.
[2650.7s] Yeah.
[2651.7s] No.
[2652.7s] Yeah.
[2653.7s] Oh, sorry.
[2654.7s] I just, I went to go let the dog back in.
[2658.7s] Just got so involved in that chapter, I guess.
[2661.7s] Yeah.
[2662.7s] I'm on deep grief, so I'll find one here in a moment that's relevant.
[2666.7s] Yeah, it's because we are.
[2667.7s] You keep looking.
[2668.7s] I mean, I am, I haven't had even a second to process it,
[2672.7s] but I'm definitely going to be having some grief that we just went to Celestia
[2676.7s] to try and stop Bahamut from getting kidnapped, and that didn't happen.
[2681.7s] I'm pretty sure it's.
[2682.7s] Oh, yeah, there will be an overrun.
[2684.7s] He just got.
[2685.7s] But wait, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[2688.7s] The original ask from Leosin.
[2690.7s] Tiamat eats.
[2691.7s] Tiamat eats.
[2692.7s] Tiamat eats.
[2693.7s] Swallows.
[2695.7s] That's it.
[2696.7s] Flammokins has been swallowed.
[2702.7s] Okay.
[2703.7s] What were you saying?
[2704.7s] Can you just like spit her back up and I'll like gag her or something?
[2707.7s] I'll gag her.
[2708.7s] Like, no problem.
[2710.7s] I'm sort of fond of her.
[2711.7s] She's kind of useful sometimes.
[2714.7s] She has a fuck room.
[2715.7s] I don't know if that is going to change anything.
[2718.7s] Fine.
[2721.7s] Tiamat spits up.
[2724.7s] So he rushes over and just.
[2726.7s] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[2728.7s] What?
[2729.7s] The plan was not to stop him from being captured.
[2732.7s] It was just to let him know that it was happening, dude.
[2735.7s] We've said it then.
[2736.7s] Yeah.
[2738.7s] I mean, I know, but I guess obviously in my heart, I thought like.
[2742.7s] You know, I could stop it.
[2743.7s] Who?
[2744.7s] Who was kidnapping my brother?
[2749.7s] Orcus.
[2751.7s] It's part of his plan to like take over everything and weaken everything and kill magic and.
[2758.7s] And happiness too.
[2759.7s] Like nobody has barbecues up there.
[2761.7s] No.
[2762.7s] Like.
[2764.7s] I mean, nobody's worshipping.
[2765.7s] Definitely no scones.
[2766.7s] Oh, the sisterhood is gone.
[2768.7s] It's just totally gone.
[2769.7s] I mean.
[2770.7s] Completely obliterated.
[2771.7s] It's like all Orcus all the time now.
[2774.7s] Or in the future.
[2775.7s] It's really the Orcus show.
[2776.7s] It sucks.
[2777.7s] Did Bahamut tell you that we had both agreed to work with Orcus?
[2785.7s] I don't think it came up.
[2786.7s] No, but I do think that he's been the double crossed.
[2790.7s] Yes, we have been.
[2793.7s] We're getting lots of new information.
[2795.7s] Glim, you're going to have to process this.
[2797.7s] Nobody's perfect.
[2799.7s] Not even God's.
[2800.7s] I mean, I didn't.
[2803.7s] I mean, this seems like a fairly big.
[2808.7s] Departure.
[2810.7s] Glim has just sat down.
[2812.7s] Like just.
[2813.7s] I don't.
[2814.7s] Sully was in the cult.
[2816.7s] She's like broken.
[2818.7s] This was not supposed to go this way.
[2821.7s] This was not supposed to turn dragons and everything into zombies.
[2825.7s] This was supposed to remove a few meddlesome gods that were out of control, abusing their power.
[2832.7s] But clearly we have been tricked.
[2836.7s] So what exactly would you like to do about that?
[2840.7s] Your Majesty.
[2842.7s] Your graceful awesomeness.
[2848.7s] I'm having less and less issue with you having left the sisterhood.
[2852.7s] I'm nothing but trouble.
[2856.7s] So did my brother say anything?
[2859.7s] Did he give you any clue to why he was sending you to me?
[2863.7s] Think.
[2867.7s] I mean, he made us wait in a line for a really long time for no reason.
[2872.7s] So he's kind of a jokester.
[2874.7s] So I don't know if this is supposed to be funny or he's got Canadian roots.
[2878.7s] He likes queuing.
[2882.7s] Do you think it's useful or is it just probably?
[2888.7s] I think I think I heard it's not a quote.
[2893.7s] I mean, honestly, I think it's up to Tiamat.
[2896.7s] We're used to her, so it's not even.
[2900.7s] Just background noise at this point.
[2902.7s] Yeah, so it's up to you. Just let us know if you're interested in what she has to say.
[2907.7s] Oh, no, I'm not interested in anything she has to say.
[2910.7s] Okay.
[2913.7s] I don't remember Bahamut saying things.
[2920.7s] Did he yell anything when he sent us through this portal?
[2922.7s] My ears popped, you know, when that, you know, with the pressure shift between the temporal realms and stuff like that,
[2929.7s] my ears totally popped. I couldn't hear a dang thing for like two minutes.
[2933.7s] One of the heads is slowly moving over to just stare at Agatha.
[2937.7s] Like in, like what the?
[2942.7s] So Silent One.
[2944.7s] Yes.
[2945.7s] What action are you driven to at this moment?
[2949.7s] Agatha is going to take a second, I think.
[2958.7s] And yeah, I think.
[2961.7s] Like, I don't really touch the character sheet that much,
[2964.7s] but I'm pretty sure that create food and drink is a cleric spell.
[2969.7s] Can I create a big tray of scones that's enough to feed like 45 worth people right now?
[2977.7s] I love this.
[2978.7s] So without a word, Agatha will think for a moment and then
[2986.7s] make Tiamat a scone feast
[2990.7s] and say,
[2993.7s] help us fuck up Orcus.
[2997.7s] It has been a long time since I have been struck speechless.
[3007.7s] Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 138, starring Amy More as Sully,
[3013.7s] Carla Maxdead as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot,
[3016.7s] with Kristen Flemmons as Agatha, Sean Howard as Tiamat,
[3019.7s] and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.
[3021.7s] Production and sound design by Russ More.
[3024.7s] This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound, Artlist, and Kavin McCloud,
[3028.7s] and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.
[3032.7s] A huge thank you to our supporting producers,
[3034.7s] Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown,
[3038.7s] Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens, Perry Matey, Kayla Littlejohn,
[3042.7s] L.A. Branton, Old School Gamer D, Nathaniel Teeter,
[3046.7s] Destiny Garcia, Nicholas Cooper, and Garand Kierzen, and Sugar Gnar.
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